Silly Hats For Sassy Bitches
We asked Chat GPT to write our bio in the voice of Joan Rivers with some hot dog puns:
Sass Factory makes hats for the bitches who’ve got more attitude than a hot dog at a 4th of July BBQ.
If you can’t handle the spice, keep walking—because we’re here to serve sass and relish.
Our hats are for the people who strut into a room like they own it, then walk out with someone else’s snacks.
You’re not just a snack, darling, you’re the whole damn meal—with a side of extra mustard.
Throw one on, strut like you’re on the runway, and remember: Life’s too short for boring hats and bland hot dogs.
Sass, spice, and a whole lotta attitude, baby.
There it is! Think of bold, fun fonts and a hot dog graphic somewhere nearby. Maybe even some playful icons (like a hot dog emoji 🌭) sprinkled through to keep the vibe fun.
Does this work for you?